Funny Shayari in Hindi 2022 Funny Jokes Poetry Latest In Hindi 2022

 

 Funny Shayari in Hindi 2022 Funny Jokes Poetry Latest In Hindi 2022

Funny Shayari 2022 Jokes Poetry

khushbu ne phool ko khas banaya,

phool ne mali ko khas banaya,

chahat ne mohabbat ko khas banaya,

kambakht mohabbat ne kitno ko devdas banaya…

Arz hai….

Har samundar mein saahil nahin hota

Har jahaaz mein missile nahin hota

Agar Dhirubhai Ambani nahin hota

To har gadhe ke paas mobile nahin hota…

Aur bhi bahut si cheeze lut chu-ki hai dil ke saath

Ye bataya dosto ne ishq farmane ke baad

Is liye kamray ki ek ek cheez 'check' karta hoon main

'Ek tere aane se pehle, ek tere jaa-ne ke baad' 

ORIGINAL :

Tumse milne ki tamanna hai…………pyar ka eerada hai…………

aur ek vaada hai…………J..a….a..n..a…m……..

MODIFIED :

Tumko marne ki tamanna hai……dushmani ka eerada hai……….

aur ek vaada hai…………..Z…..a…a…l…i…m………

ORIGINAL :

Tum paas ayae…………. yun muskuraye…………….

tum ne na jaane kya……… sapne dikhaye…………

ab to mera dil jaage na soota hai………….kya karun hai……

Kuch Kuch Hota Hai…………….

MODIFIED :

Machar paas ayae…………yun bhin bhinayae…………..

machar ne na jaane kyon ………sapne churaye…………

ab to raat bhar so nahin paata hun…………kya karun hai….

Machar Bhin Bhinate Hain………..

ORIGINAL:

Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Jaadugar………….

mera dil tha akela …………tune khel aisa khela ………….

tere yaad mein jaagu raat bhar…..r..r..r..r…….

MODIFIED:

Bazigar O…. bazigar…….tu hai bada Dhokebar………….

tune dil mera tooda …………maine Fevicol se jooda ………….

tere yaad mein mare Machaar…..r..r..r..r…….

ORIGINAL:

Jab bhi koi ladki deekhon……..mera dil dewana bole

ole……ole ole……ole…ole…ole………

gaon tarana yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….

Ole…..Ole …..Ole……………….Ole….Ole…..Ole……..

MODIFIED:

Jab bhi koi Party deekhon……..mera bhoka paet (stomach) bole

chole……chole…chole……chole…chole…chole………

khao bhar paet yaara jhoom jhoom ke hoole hoole………….

chOle…..chOle

…..chOle……………….chOle….chOle…..chOle……..

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Smile A while , And When You Smile

Others Will Smile.

And Soon There`ll Be, Miles And Miles Of Smiles

And Life`ll Be Worthwhile

While You Smile. 

Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti.

Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti.

Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali

Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta…

Jindagi behaal hai,

Sur hai naa taal hai,

Msgbox bhi kangal hai,

kya aapki sms factory me hadtal hai,

yaar kuch to bhejo ye meri,

mobile ki zindagi ka sawaal hai…

Tumhaari yaad dil se jaane nahin denge,

Tumhaare jaisa dost khone bhi nahin denge,

Roz sharafat se sms kiya karo warna ……,

Ek kaan k neeche denge or rone bhi nahin denge…

Har taraf padhai ka saya hai

Kitabo main sukh kisne paya hai

Ladke to jate hai tution ladkiyan dekhne

Aur sir kehte hai dekho itni barsat mai ladka padhne aya hai…

Na ishq kar mare yaar

yeh ladkiya bahut satati hai,

na karna in par aitbaar

yah kharcha bahut karwati hai,,

recharge tum karwa ke dete ho

aur number mera lagati hai …