Funny Shayari In Hindi 2021 New Funny Poetry Sms 2021 And 2022

 

 Funny Shayari In Hindi 2021 New Funny Poetry Sms 2021 And 2022

Funny Shayari 2022

Hello Dosto Kese ho ap sb log umeed krta hu sb theek honge aj me apke liye kuch funny poetry le kr aya hu apko boht pasand aegi to guys post ko share zrur krdena apne dosto k sath to enjoy karen shayari ko👇👇

 Hum to dil deneko taiyar baithe hain,

Darde mohabbat karne ko taiyar baithe hain,

Par haaye re meri kismat,

Koi dil leneko hi taiyar nahi. via Funny Shayari

Log Kehte Hai Ki Pyar Ek Aisi Bimari Hai,

Jiski Koi Dawa Nahi Hoti,

Hum Kehte Hai Bewfai Ek Aisi Dawa Hai,

Jisse Ye Bimari Dubara Nahi Hoti…

Teri ulfat ko kabhi nakam na hone denge

Teri DOSTI ko kabhi badnam na hone denge

Meri zindagi main Suraj nikle na nikle

Teri zindagi main kabhi shaam na hone denge…

Palkon pe apni bitaya hai tumhe,

Badi duao ke baad paaya hai tumhe,

Aasani se nahi mile ho tum

National Zuological Park se churaya hai tumhe….

Teri zindagi mein kabhi ghum na ho

Teri aankhe kabhi gam na ho

Meri dua hai ke mile tujhe ek smart si dulhan

Jiska wieght 150 Kg. se Kam na ho! 

Usne haathon per mehendi lagai hai,

Humne uski doli sajai hai,

Hamein pata tha woh bewafa niklegi

Isliye humne uski choti behen ko bhi phasaya hai 

Hamara ishq tha hi itna saccha,

ki scooter par lagta hi tha accha,

Jab milne unse jati thi,

To scooter par hi sapno ka ghar banati thi,

Sara din Delhi ki roads par scooter chalta tha,

aur Hamara ishq us scooter par hi chalta tha.

Magar un pyari batoon mein hum iss kadar kho jate they,

Ki Red light ko bhi paar kar jate they,

Fir aashiqui mein chaalan ho jata tha,

Jo thode bahut paise hote they,

wo bhi traffic police wala le jata tha.

Isliye dosto agar GF ko ghoomane jayo

To driving licence apni jeb mein jaroor le jayo…

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

Door se dekha toh ek sher tha …

isliye paas gaya hii nahi ..

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai. 

Dil se kabhi mujhe yaad kiya karo,

Itna gair na samjho call nahi toa atleast

Miss call toa kar liya karo

Zindagi mein tum iss tarah jaise ki bahar aayi

Pyar iss tarah kiya ki gulzar aayi

Khush hum aise huae ki jaise basant ki fuhar aayi

Tumne dhokha iss tarah diya ki dil mai heartattack aayi

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Socha tha har modd pe tumhara intezar karenge,

Magar kambakhat sali sadak hi seedhi nikli.

Itna khusnasib to hum na the

Hamari taqdia mai sitam kam na the

Fir kyo hum kuda ko itna bha gye

ki Banakar Dost aap Hamare zindgi me aa gaye

Shayar hoon arj karta hoon shayari

Sunlo itni bhi nahi hi buri

Varna murder kardoonga mere paas hai churi…

Yeh exam ke rishte bhi ajeeb hote hai,

Sab apne apne naseeb hote hai,

Rahte hai jo nigaho se duur,

Saale wahi question compulsary hote hai.

Gaa toh hum Bhi sakte hai,

Agar awaaz hot toh.

Baja toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Saaz ho toh.

Kaun kehta hai Tajmahal Shahjahan ne Banaya,

Bana toh hum bhi sakte hai,

Agar Mumtaj ho toh…